BTL #103 - NO NEWS IS NO NEWS - 3/31/14

In Which We Discuss:

1.  We’ll tell you how one random guy’s spreadsheet is saving America!

2.  A classic Kerry diplomatic strategy prompts a meeting about a meeting with the Russians instead of an answer to a problem

3.  Though Chris Christie has now purchased some innocence, Jeb Bush is waiting in the wings to launch pt. 3 of the Bush dynasty

4. Hobby Lobby better hope their female employees’ hobby isn’t having sex

5.  Northwestern football players score a touchdown in their case with the National Labor Relations Board

6.  Signs of the end times part one!

7.  Kim Jong Un hopes his newest reform will solve the age-old problem of not enough North Korean men looking like Chinese smugglers

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