It’s time to do a wretched thing or two

It's May!

The lusty month of May!

That lovely month where everyone goes blissfully astray!

It's here!  

That shocking time of year when tons of wicked little thoughts merrily appear!

It's May!

It's May!

That gorgeous holiday when every maiden prays that her lad will be a cad!

It's mad!

It's gay!

Alive!

A lust display!

Those dreary vows that everyone takes, everyone breaks!

Everyone makes divine mistakes.

The lusty month of May

Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?

What sweet feelings does it's scent transmute?

Whence this perfume floating everywhere?

Don't you know it's that dear forbidden fruit?

It's May, the lusty month of May!

That darling month when everyone throws self-control away.

It's time to do a wretched thing or two, and try to make each precious day one that you'll always rue!

It's May!

It's May!

The month of "Yes, you may!"

The time for every frivolous whim, proper, or im.

It's wild!

It's gay!

Depraved in every way!

The birds, and bees with all their vast amorous past gaze at the human race aghast!

The lusty month of May!

It's May!

It's May!

The month of great dismay when all the world is brimming with fun, wholesome, or un!

It's mad!

It's gay!

Alive!

A lust display!

Those dreary vows that everyone takes, everyone breaks, everyone makes divine mistakes.

That lusty month of May.

Song Artist Album         Year End Of A Century Blur Parklife   1994 Timeless Melody (previously unreleased rehersal version) The La's Callin' All   2010 Tonight The Streets Are Ours Richard Hawley Lady's Bridge   2007 Give It Time The Woodentops Giant   1986 ++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++     My Sweet Baby Empire Dogs Love Attacks!!!   2007 Sickos The Ballantynes Liquor, Gun Store, Pawn Shop, Church   2013 One Glass Of Water The Bees Free The Bees   2005 She Goes Out With Everybody The Spongetones Beat and Torn   1994 To Be Like I China Rats To Be Like I   2012 I Kiss The Flower In Bloom Close Lobsters Foxheads Stalk This Land   1987 ++++++++++++ +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++     It Must Be Love Madness       Tears Of A Clown (Smokey Robinson cover) English Beat I Just Can't Stop It   1980 I'm So Happy Hokus Pick Snappy   2001 She Loves Everybody Junk Food Buddah       ++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++     The Popular Thing Jukebox The Ghost Everything Under the Sun   2010 This Is The Day Ivy Apartment Life   1997 Speeding Down The Highway Arling & Cameron All In   1999 Summertime Dream Lisa Mychols Above, Beyond, and In Between   2013 Sunshower Asobi Seksu Hush   2009 ++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++     Tidal Wave Interpol El Pintor   2014 ++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++     If It Speaks Hospital Ships Destruction in Yr Soul   2013 The Drop Beneath Eternal Summers The Drop Beneath   2014 +++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++     Follow Me Jason Falkner Presents Author Unknown   1996 Little People The Fleeting Ends Our Eyes Are Peeled   2013 Someone's Gonna Break Your Heart Fountains Of Wayne Sky Full Of Holes   2011 Misery Brendan Benson My Old, Familiar Friend   2009 ++++++++++++++ +++++++++++ +++++++++++++     1789 Fuzzy Vox On Heat   2014 Reverberate The Cassettes     1981 Worlds Destroyed Mind Spiders Mind Spiders EP   2010 Alone Again The King Khan & BBQ Show Bad News Boys   2015 She'll Be Sweeter Than You Nix Nomads     1964 Bye Bye Bird Toggery Five     1964 +++++++++++++ ++++++++++++ +++++++++++     Pretty Face Beat Merchants     1964