Title: If By Land or Sea Makes Three
Writer/Reader: fresne
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairings: Sherlock/John
Series: Variations on an Equation series, this is a series of Omegaverse stories that AU each other. Each story is a variation on a gender pairing of Sherlock/John as male, female, alpha, omega, beta. This particular story is FemaleOmega-Sherlock/FemaleOmega-John.
Rating: R
Size: 2.5, 7:08
Warnings: Omegaverse. Sex Toys. Ridiculous. Femslash.
Summary: Captain Iago Moriarty said, "When your government turns on you, and they will; are you going to be pleading your belly?"
"I don't know," said Captain Jane Watson, tilting back her hat, "are you?"
Her ship's doctor, a pommy looking Omega with not an ounce of thump to her rump or rigging, looked up from pulling splinters from some poor sod's hide. "Captain Watson, I've asked you not to restrict your jests to scientifically possible events."
"Ta," said Captain Watson with her hands on the doubled pistols in her belt. "But if I have to hear one more jackoff pirate ask me if I'm going to plead my belly, I'm going to get a bit annoyed."
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