Well, I wasn't expecting that. Neither was the rest of the House leadership, some of whom evidently actually burst into tears when McCarthy bowed out of the speakership race. Now what? Paul Ryan to rescue? How about another Gingrich reign? Ehh.. probably just means Boehner's nightmare comes true. (He's stuck) Oh joy, that should make everyone happy, no? Also, we talk about what the rest of the world is discovering about Ben Carson. (He's frigging nuts) We look ahead to the upcoming debates, and a sneak preview of what's at stake for future SCOTS nominations.