THE POLITICIAN
by Zeph Daniel
I’m a man of honor
I’m lookin’ out for you
I’m a man of integrity
and I know you’ll listen to me!
I’m a man of my word
What should we do in the meantime?
I wanna do bad things!
What should we do in the playtime?
We need to do bad things!
But mainly: we need your adoration.
I’m looking’ out for you
I’m the one that’s gonna be true
We just want you to be happy!
Won’t you please be generous today?
Dig deep down into your pockets
Listen to your conscience and let your conscience be your guide
We don’t want those scary things to happen to us
I am a man of my word
and my word is bond
And you, yes YOU!
What can you do for me???
All you have to do is lie....
What should we do in the meantime?
I wanna do bad things!
What should we do in the playtime?
We gotta do bad things!
Where do we go to do bad things?
Nowhere to go but in the Secret Chamber---
Oh oh oh….
I’m off to save the World!