Rachel, Molly, and I try to keep it together whole recounting the Ted Cruz newlywed 100 cans of Chunky Soup saga, and fail. Also, a quick recap of last night's debate and a few updates on the buyer's remorse for the North Carolina state house and their anti-LGBT law they hoped would fly under the radar. It didn't. Is Tennessee next? Remember our very 1st episode re: secession? Seems less crazy with each passing day. Speaking of crazy, Sarah Palin proclaims she's every bit the scientist Bill Nye is, and laugh all you want but this person is still very much a surrogate for the GOP presidential frontrunner. Maybe even his potential running mate. I mean, who else is gonna do it?