Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2016-06-06 (For the Love of Satan Edition)

Well, hello dearest perverts.  It’s been quite a while.  I’m 17 fucking podcasts behind, and I have no excuse for that; none that I’d consider a good one, anyway.  However, I fully intend to catch up and resume the regular weekly schedule.  Maybe even resume the two 1,001 albums projects, as well.  You know what they say about good intentions, right?  Perfect for this particular edition, hehe.  Speaking of which, welcome to the For the Love of Satan edition!  Mind you, I’m not a particularly orthodox Satanist.  I just happen to agree with their (mostly) humanistic tenets.  It’s pretty much the only philosophy I identify with as much as I do.  Plus, there is something pretty goddamn satisfying about saying, “Hail Satan!”  Try it around your grandparents sometime.  Anyway, no need for me to keep yammering.  I’m sure you have an idea of what to expect from this edition.  I just hope you yojne as much as I will.  :)

01 Paul X. Silver - Recitation of the Nine Satanic Statements (from the Satanic Bible, and this fucking podcast) [00:00:37]

02 Slipknot - Be Prepared For Hell (from .5: The Gray Chapter) [00:01:35]

03 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn to the Morning Star (from Of Natural History) [00:03:12]

04 Lamb of God - Walk With Me In Hell (from Sacrament) [00:08:52]

05 The Amoeba - Evil! Satan! (from Gayest Shits) [00:13:55]

06 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [00:14:56]

07 Meg Foster - Open Wide The Gates (from The Lords of Salem OST) [00:18:10]

08 Slipknot - The Devil In I (from .5: The Gray Chapter) [00:18:25]

09 Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All) [00:24:08]

10 Psyclon Nine - INRI (from INRI) [00:27:41]

11 Behemoth - Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer (from The Satanist) [00:33:46]

12 Moth - 666 (Rezzik Remix) (from 666 Remixes) [00:39:13]

13 Van Halen - Runnin’ With The Devil (from Detroit Rock City OST) [00:42:17]

14 Cradle of Filth - Gilded Cunt (from Nymphetamine) [00:45:49]

15 Evil Activities - God is a Sadist (from 6 Months To X-Tinction) [00:49:57]

16 Arch Enemy - Diva Satanica (from Wages of Sin (Disc 2)) [00:54:24]

17 Patricia Quinn - Lord Hear Us (from The Lords of Salem OST) [00:58:06]

18 Slayer - God Send Death (from God Hates Us All) [00:58:12]

19 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender) [01:01:57]

20 Otto Von Schirach - Satanic Unicorn Orgy (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [01:05:58]

21 Moth - The Damned (from Disconnected EP) [01:09:20]

22 Lamb of God - Now You’ve Got Something To Die For (from Ashes of the Wake) [01:13:52]

23 Strapping Young Lad - Satan’s Ice Cream Truck (from Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing) [01:17:29]

24 Orbital & Kirk Hammett - Satan (from Spawn OST) [01:19:47]

25 Limewax & Bong-Ra & Thrasher - Suck Satan’s Cock (The Panacea VIP) (from HD+. Vol. 50) [01:23:30]

26 Metallica - Jump in the Fire (from Kill ‘Em All) [01:29:20]

27 Psyclon Nine - Thy Serpent’s Tongue (from We Are The Fallen) [01:33:52]

28 Behemoth - Blackest Ov The Black (from Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)) [01:38:58]

29 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Demon Protestors Heckle Satan As He Stands In Front Of The Clinic (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [01:42:42]

30 Slayer - South of Heaven (from Soundtrack to the Apocalypse) [01:42:55]

31 Wednesday 13 - God Is A Lie (from Transylvania 90210: Songs of Death, Dying and the Dead) [01:47:35]

32 Fantômas - The Omen (Ave Satani) (from The Director’s Cut) [01:51:09]

33 Slayer - Cult (from Christ Illusion) [01:52:57]

34 Dimmu Borgir - The Invaluable Darkness (from In Sorte Diaboli) [01:57:32]

35 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion) [02:02:10]

36 Hill of Beans - Satan Lend Me A Dollar (from Weeds OST) [02:10:14]

37 Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:12:57]

38 Tool - Die Eier Von Satan (from Ænima) [02:18:31]

39 Cradle of Filth - Tortured Soul Asylum (from Midian) [02:20:46]

40 Slayer - I’m Gonna Be Your God (from Undisputed Attitude) [02:28:11]

41 Otis - Dr. Satan (from House of 1,000 Corpses OST) [02:31:09]

42 White Zombie - I’m Your Boogieman (from Past, Present & Future) [02:31:25]

43 Polkadot Cadaver - A Wolf In Jesus Skin (from Purgatory Dance Party) [02:35:46]

44 Burn The Priest - Preaching To The Converted (from Burn The Priest) [02:39:30]

45 Deicide - Fuck Your God (from Scars of the Crucifix) [02:42:00]

46 Marilyn Manson - Track 99 (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:45:31]

47 Buck Owens & His Buckaroos - Satan’s Got To Get Along Without Me (from… Frankly, I could give a fuck less.  This one’s on here just for shits & giggles anyway.) [02:47:10]