This week, the boys pour one out for everyone's hero: Lou Diamond Phillips, secret DoD prison warden. David Palmer gets a sensual back rub, Jack has some tummy issues, Teri gets more bad news and Kim epitomizes white privilege. Jack Bauer's murderous rage begins to coil like a spring.
We all do our best Victor Drazen accent, and it turns out we're better than Dennis Hopper.
Kim refuses to take any blame for her bad choices.
We cut five minutes of David Palmer sex improv. You're welcome.