This week, we open the show by forgetting the name of every famous artist. Mike takes a tasty bite of our Lord and Savior, Michael breaks some fake news, and we wonder why David Blaine won’t commit card crimes against ISIS.
Someone please make Rush Hour 4. [5:15]
The Colonel and His 12 Disciples [10:30]
Blake Shelton and his no-good, unsexy balls. [18:10]
Bless this holy pork roll. [26:45]
Fake Penis News [33:15]
I can feel it, honkin’ in the air tonight. [38:00]