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Leisure:Hobbies
While Santa prepares his sleigh,
By filling it with gifts,
He tunes in to the Definitive Crusade,
It’s a show he can’t miss! But before he takes off,
he revisits his list,
“Let’s see what they wanted!”
“Let’s see what they wished!”
Freddie wanted a pizza pie, cut in 4,
“That’s easy! I’ve delivered that before!”
Freyja desired the King of the Seas,
“I’ll bring him! Plus Tim-Tams times three!”
Tracy’s a Hellblazer; she wanted an imp,
“Bat-Mite’s my friend! That’ll be a cinch!”
More Spoiler for Johnny, fishnets & JSA,
“I’ll visit DC HQ and talk with them today!
” As for the Knight, it was as Santa feared,
“That son of a b^#&% wants more beer!”
As the Def Crew waited for Santa to arrive,
They drank & sang! What bloodshot eyes!
“Yo, pass me dat bucket! I’ve gotta vomit!”
They partied hard and read some comics,
Commenting on Supergirl & Comet,
And how Bats knelt & made a promise,
Along with some things you can’t unsee,
They grew tired. Time for Bat-Onesies!
When the Def Crew was sound asleep, Santa arrived!
He didn’t make a peep!
With a heart full of glee, He placed his gifts under their tree. But before he left, he found a note
, Addressed to him, inside an envelope. He opened it, and it read:
“Hey Santa! Like cookies and milk?... That’s what she said!”
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