This week, we issue some updates on vital stories. Mike reveals his frog-fear origin story, Michael revisits last week’s most pressing stories, and we howl like wolves. No one knows where aliens come from.

Highlights include:

• Read one dang book. [4:20]
• Feetsies in sneaksies [6:30]
• Poowatch No. 2 [10:30]
• Robo Lobo [18:45]
• Drunken debits [31:50]
• Australian spidermen. [40:00]
• Vampire problems. [50:30]