In part one of Bullet, Ophelia and Zoraida recruit Som'er Teeth Jones to help them obtain a piece of vital information, and Som'er discovers that he will be accompanied on his mission by one of his personal heroes.
- Read by: Ian Travis
- Announced by: Julian Smith
- Music: "Frog Secret Agent" by 3 Leg Torso (Opening & Closing), "Campfire" GarageBand Loop, "Rock the Boat" by Beth Caucci (Interstitial)