We're swapping our metal detectors for surveying implements with a WCW summertime tradition that promises to be a BLAST! At long last, Andy and Tim proudly welcome "Miss nWo" Jennifer Smith as our special guest, for a fond look back at Beach Blast 1993. Enjoy Jenny's recent, yet enviable wrestling origin story and the surprising role that WCW played in that experience. Then we dive into a treacherous sea, where the the following wonders await:

 

* A time bomb-toting miniature shark-man 

* WWE Network easter eggs?!? 

* The infamy of WCW's mini movies 

* Sting and Davey Boy Smith's apparent audition for Baywatch Nights 

* A svelte, sexy, and spry Tony Schiavone 

* Paul Orndorff's Good Friend, The Equalizer, who's ready to get evil on a lot of people 

* Cutting-edge, theme-setting 1993 production values 

* A salute to "Too Cold" Scorpio 

* Lord Steven Regal vs. a left-out-in-the-sun-too-long Mike Rotundo? 

* Arn Anderson, Daddiest of Dads, putting his "brown fat" theory to the test 

* Crowd control, Hollywood Blonds style 

* Jenny's son's favorite wrestling match (or: how to lose fans and alienate people, 25 years later) 

* Controversy Creates Confusion in the Ric Flair/Barry Windham finish 

* Most Extra Professional Wrestler: Randy Savage vs. Ric Flair 

* Davey Boy Smith: 2010 Ass-Off Tournament Oversight 

Become your own multicolored anatomical hot take and join us at the cabana for a Mai Tai or seven! In addition to her guest spots for Place To Be Nation Wrestling, Jennifer Smith is the co-host of Geek & Sassy and Talk'n Pop for Place To Be Nation POP! Follow Jenny on Twitter @JennyCruz2814 as she takes wrestling fandom by storm (thirsty hoes, however, should slide on past her DMs).

 

Next time: a dedicated episode for a "wild" show that always seems to fall into our orbit. The Summer of Survey Says continues, and at a nonspecific accelerated rate!