My Monkey Baby

Someone has taken their love of monkeys too far!

Halloween might be over, but on this episode we find ourselves stuck in what feels like a carnival funhouse filled with people who insist their monkeys are their literal children. 

Join us as we travel across some of our least favorite flyover states to meet Silly Willy, Butters, and Jessica Marie (all three of those are monkeys, in case you were unsure). 

Along the way we'll see monkeys thrown out of restaurants, discover something worse than texting while driving, and, because you can't watch a documentary like this without a pet psychic showing up at some point, we'll discuss the moment that had Dave sitting on his hands to keep himself from throwing his monitor out the window.

All narrated by a Mary Poppins soundalike who is fresh out of spoonfuls of sugar and wants some gosh darn answers. 

Featuring Parker Posey and the world's least educational animal show.

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Theme music: "Mexicana Massacre" by Tomb Dragomir off his Instrumental Psycho Synth Album