Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2020-04-20 (420 Edition)

*long inhale* Perverts? Oh, hey! The fuck? How long you been there?! Shiiiit, sneakin’ up on a muthafucka like that. So, today’s a special day. I don’t need to explain shit to y’all, but for the older folk in the audience, we’re all especially big fans of the number four-hundred and twenty. Somethin’ about those numbers just speaks to us. Don’t worry, it’s just a bunch of freaks bein’ weird. Go back to your garden party, hehe.

 

Anyway, many of us are gonna have a good day today, which is ever so desperately overdue. I hope this edition provides a lovely soundtrack to your extracurricular activities in regards to vegetables. Some of the tracks were included to fuck with ya in the middle of the haze. I hope they bring a chuckle or seven, especially the C & C Music Factory track I threw in. In case you might be wondering why that name sounds familiar, it’s because those guys wrote this fuckin’ earworm from way back…

 

Yeah, that’s right. The original jock jammers actually have a song about vegetables. That fact filled me with great mirth, and I hope it fills you too with similar levels of mirth, amusement, and bewildering, otherworldly ecstasy. Anyway, nothin’ else needs sayin’ right now, except that as usual, I’m willin’ to explain any specific track inclusions if anyone (out of the wild fuckin’ blue) happens to be curious, soooooooo YOOOOOOOJJJJJJJNNNNNEEEEEE!

 

 

01 Dr. Dre - The Next Episode (feat. Snoop Dogg & Nate Dogg) (from 2001) [00:01:20]

 

02 Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze (from Are You Experienced [UK]) [00:04:00]

 

03 Kottonmouth Kings - 4-2-0 (from Rollin’ Stoned) [00:06:44]

 

04 potsu - [oops] (from [oops]) [00:10:48]

 

05 Michael Franti - Ganja Baby (from Songs From The Front Porch: An Acoustic Collection) [00:13:03]

 

06 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (Edit) (from Revelations) [00:17:14]

 

07 The Frim - Hi (from Black Label Vol. 3) [00:18:18]

 

08 Futuristic - I Guess I'll Smoke (feat. Dizzy Wright & Layzie Bone) (from Traveling Local) [00:22:03]

 

09 Cypress Hill - I Wanna Get High (from Black Sunday) [00:25:18]

 

10 Doja Cat - So High (from So High) [00:28:09]

 

11 Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf (from Master of Reality (2014 Remaster)) [00:31:27]

 

12 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Budda (from For Smokers Only) [00:36:23]

 

13 Twiztid - Come On Let's Get High (from The Continuous Evilution of Life’s ?’s) [00:39:12]

 

14 [bsd.u] - reefers (from late night bumps, Vol. 1) [00:44:11]

 

15 Lords of Acid - Let’s Get High (Reach Out And Touch The Sky Mix) (from Expand Your Head) [00:45:26]

 

16 Ehrling - I Feel Good (from I Feel Good) [00:48:33]

 

17 Point.Blank - Smoke Marijuana (from Gyal Dem EP) [00:51:48]

 

18 Cypress Hill - Hits From The Bong (from Black Sunday) [00:56:22]

 

19 Parry Gripp - Yum Yum Breakfast Burrito (from Yum Yum Breakfast Burrito) [00:58:59]

 

20 Twiztid - Smoke Break (from Mostasteless) [01:01:30]

 

21 Microwaved Nachos - Jazz Cabbage (from Bebop) [01:02:06]

 

22 Rezz - Relax (from Mass Manipulation) [01:03:46]

 

23 Tool - The Pot (from 10,000 Days) [01:07:02]

 

24 Twiztid - Bagz (from Freek Show) [01:13:18]

 

25 Anybody Killa - Sticky Icky Situation (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Esham & Violent J) (from Hatchet Warrior) [01:16:19]

 

26 Bandlez - Weed Haha (feat. Barely Alive & Rod Azlan) (from Multiplayer EP) [01:20:24]

 

27 Cypress Hill - Everybody Must Get Stoned (from III - Temples Of Boom) [01:23:47]

 

28 Jon Lajoie - High As Fuck (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:26:44]

 

29 C & C Music Factory - Take A Toke (from Anything Goes!) [01:29:36]

 

30 Bill Hicks - Mandatory Marijuana (Edit) (from Flying Saucer Tour Vol. 1) [01:35:02]

 

31 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Weed Song (from BTNHRESURRECTION) [01:39:10]

 

32 Snoop Lion - Smoke the Weed (feat. Collie Buddz) (from Reincarnated (Deluxe Version)) [01:43:12]

 

33 Rick James - Mary Jane (from Come Get It! (Expanded Edition)) [01:46:36]

 

34 Monoxide Child - Blaze (from Chainsmoker) [01:51:28]

 

35 Chuuwee, Trizz - Stoned (from Amerikkas Most Blunted) [01:54:38]

 

36 Anybody Killa - That Shit You On (from Medicine Bag) [01:58:25]

 

37 Tool - Rosetta Stoned (from 10,000 Days) [02:01:20]

 

38 DILLY DALLY - Marijuana (from Heaven) [02:12:29]

 

39 Kill Them With Colour - Get High (VIP Mix) (from Get High) [02:16:28]

 

40 Twiztid - So High (from Man’s Myth) [02:19:41]

 

41 System of a Down - Chic N’ Stu (from Steal This Album!) [02:25:02]

 

42 Twiztid - Anotha Smoke Break (from Mostasteless) [02:27:25]

 

43 Dodge & Fuski - Substance Abuse (from Sucker Punch EP) [02:28:03]

 

44 Dr. Dre - Light Speed (feat. Hittman) (from 2001) [02:33:24]

 

45 Eek-A-Mouse - Ganja Smuggling (from Wa-Do-Dem) [02:36:04]

 

46 Luniz - I Got 5 On It (J.Rabbit Remix) (from …? Are you even reading this fuckin’ shit? Hmm?!) [02:39:48]

 

47 Twiztid - Get High (feat. Young Wicked, Mr. Grey, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Bonez Dubb, LARS & G Mo Skee) (from Twiztid Presents: Year of the Sword) [02:42:50]

 

48 Eminem - Must Be The Ganja (from Relapse: Refill) [02:49:20]

 

49 LARS - Ganja Man (feat. Boobie Trap) (from Last American Rock Stars) [02:53:21]

 

50 Redman - Smoke Buddah (from Muddy Waters) [02:56:33]

 

51 oOoOO - Burnout Eyess (from oOoOO EP) [02:59:08]

 

52 Peeping Tom - Mojo (feat. Rahzel & Dan the Automator) (from Peeping Tom) [03:03:06]

 

53 Lex the Hex Master - Chill Mode (from Chill Mode) [03:06:44]

 

54 Lox Chatterbox - Mindstate Blunted (from Mindstate Blunted) [03:10:44]

 

55 Method Man, Redman - Dis Iz 4 All My Smokers (from Blackout! 2) [03:14:11]

 

56 Astral Projection - Ambient Galaxy (Disco Valley Mix) (from Dancing Galaxy) [03:18:28]

 

57 System of a Down - Vicinity of Obscenity (from Hypnotize) [03:32:08]

 

58 Sense MC - It's Just A Ride (feat. Amoss & Dexta) (from The Elephant In The Room) [03:35:00]

 

59 Ian Ewing - 4:21 pm (from Chillhop Essentials Winter 2017) [03:37:57]