Otter's up north got sad penis bones and faces FULL of powder! What's Emmet Otter's wife going to do? If you know, you know!
Also on this week's tantalizing traumatizing episode of "How to Die Alone":
-Matt beats a woman... at every game they play together
-We learn Amanda a thing or two about the female experience
-Matt notices shocking similarities between military personnel and frat bros (style choices)
-Amanda yearns for a man with a boat to take her across the seas
-A Canadian couple is upset that their poinsettia isn't dying like it's supposed to
-Otter penis bones (baculums) are getting frail due to contaminants
-Matt discovers river bricks, which are totally naturally occurring
-San Francisco 49ers and Denver Broncos effectively can't play football because COVID said "no"
-Ammo shortages ruin Christmas and people aren't able to put any shells in their family's stockings
-A woman defends child labor in Africa as being pretty awesome and Amanda's grandmother used to tend the pineapple fields
-and we review TikToks about a Jesus arts and crafts project, John Wick's home life, and a small Thanksgiving family gathering.
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