I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Dotard” (to the tune of Smash Mouth’s “All Star”)
Somebody once tweeted I should drink disinfectant
I thought that sounded like really good
He then said to stare at the sun while lights shone up my butt
Like any professional doctor would
The chills start a-coming, the breaths start a-going
Docs say to stay home, but my bike is calling
Feeling the breeze as gnats hit my face
I just can’t wait to get to this place
The music will be a-rocking
I hope to hear it through my coughing
I hope I can still scream and shout
Giving my life to see Smash Mouth
Hey now, I’m a dotard
Take your mask off, freedom
Hey now, I’m a Trumper
There’s no COVID, fake germs
And every fever is just
Proof global warming is a hoax
I’m getting closer, just passed Mount Rushmore
Whoa, sh*t, I think I almost hit a wild boar
Maybe I should go back and hit it fast
This hog right here could kick its big, fat, little a$$
Naw, stay focused, Bobby-Joe Ficklebitch
You’ve been waiting 97 years for this sh*t
I see some lights, maybe one
Looks like everyone wants to hear “Walkin’ On the Sun”
Hey now, I’m a dotard
Take your mask off, freedom
Hey now, I’m a Trumper
There’s no COVID, fake germs
And every fever is just
Proof global warming is a hoax
I’m at the show
I’m at the show
I’m at the show
I’m at the show
Hey now, I’m a dotard
Take your mask off, freedom
Hey now, I’m a Trumper
There’s no COVID, fake germs
And every fever is just
Proof global warming
Some crackhead once said, “You may want to eat toxic plants”
The deadly poison will always save your life
So I said, “Hell to the yeah!”
He makes pillows which feel like a bag of rocks so we’re going to be safe
The chills start a-coming, the breaths start a-going
Docs say to stay home, but my bike is calling
Feeling the breeze as gnats hit my face
I just can’t wait to get to this place
The music will be a-rocking
I hope to hear it through my coughing
I hope I can still scream and shout
Giving my life to see Smash Mouth
Hey now, I’m a dotard
Take your mask off, freedom
Hey now, I’m a Trumper
There’s no COVID, fake germs
And every fever is just
Proof global warming is a hoax
And every fever is just
Proof global warming is a hoax
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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