45: Despair on the Eve of a Debate

Glenn and Scott attempt to examine the wide array of yahoos contending for the Democratic presidential nomination, but keep getting sidetracked by the garbage fire our political system has become and whether or not capitalism should be thrown onto the pyre. Which candidate serves at the mercy of Twitter teens? Which candidate has a plan for first contact with space aliens? All of the biggest candidates are covered, including Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Randy Steve Bullock, John McAfee, and Vermin Supreme.

Note: This episode was recorded before former Representative Joe Sestak announced, for reasons passing understanding, that he too is running for president. We apologize(?) for the omission.

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Musical Selections:

• “America, Fuck Yeah (Bummer Remix)” from Team America: World Police by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman
• “Crank That Mike Gravel“
• “International Statement” from NFL Primetime by Roger Dexter and Alan Bell
• “This Land Is Your Land” by Woody Guthrie, performed by Bernard Sanders

But the music excerpted in this episode:

• Team America: World Police original soundtrack
• FirstCom production music library
• We Shall Overcome by Bernie Sanders & Thirty Vermont Artists