Episode 135 - Ted Cruz's Couscous on the Ted Cruz Cancun Cruz Cruise

As conservatives say, fuck your feelings, maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to be a lazy asshole who let all their pipes burst.  And that, is how you end up resigning as mayor of a Texas town.  Scientists are teaching pigs to play video games, though really should they be fat-shaming kids? A gun shop needs to check if you voted for Biden for their No Bullets for Biden program.  Finally, an old man decides the best use of $10,000 is to bully AT&T, which, ya know, maybe that is the best use of $10,000 because screw AT&T.  There’s another rover on Mars, and another podcast wherever you get your podcasts from, and welcome back to The Hour!