I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Harassing All Women and Girls”
She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand
She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench
She’d rather recreate “Titanic” sinking than hear him scream her name
They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls
She’d rather skydive without a parachute than feel his lips on hers
She’d rather always hallucinate than see his tiny mushroom
She’d rather be waterboarded than hear the torture of his words
She’d rather serve a life-sentence than spend just one second with him
He’s a third-world, sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form
They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls
She’d rather die a virgin than be within six-feet of his “wherever”
She’d rather have hair like Fester than feel what’s on his head
She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her
She’d rather forever sleep than find him in her bed
He’s a sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form
They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls
She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand
She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench
She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her
They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls
Ooh, burn
Mic drop
Ooh, burn
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
"They Are the Hating" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 5)
"Boulevard of Mangled Schemes" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 4)
"Impeachment Day" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 3)
"Judas of Nambia" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 2)
"Arrogant Covidiot" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 1)
"Arrogant Covidiot": An Anti-Trump Rock Opera Parody
NObamaGate
The Maskless Asshat
The Bass Ackwards Task Force
Putting the "Dumb" in "Freedumb"
"Lysol": A Donald Trump Parody
Have a problem? Put some Clorox on it.
The Pen Is Mightier Than the Needs of Families Trying to Slow a Pandemic.
A Letter to the Enabler
The No-Social-Distancing-Rally-Briefings
COVID-19 Top Tens
The Coronavirus Jesus
You Apparently Can’t Spell Leadership T-R-U-M-P
Would you like some dressing with that word salad?
1, 2, 3, Bobby, Joan, Pete
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