Welcome to Episode 43 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Deputy Tyler Russo. He's the creator of the hyper-realistic turtle dicks in this video from The Onion, as well as the auteur of this Youtube channel and this Vimeo channel.
This episode, we talk about the disgusting phrase "creatives" that idiots use to describe themselves to make themselves sound interesting. We sentence all those people to lobotomies. We also talk about Marvel's new editor-in-chief who on occasion uses the Japanese pseudonym Akira Yoshida. Spoiler alert: he's not Japanese, but he's now going to be. Forever.
We also talk about Matt Lauer and his list of Christmas gifts you DON'T want to receive this season.
We also bring in repeat offender Lucian B. Wintrich again, who is definitely a real person. It may be okay to be white, but it's not okay to wear a fucking bow tie in 2017 you nerd.
Here's the Nazi-next-door story the New York Times ran recently. Here's my favorite poem about the New York Times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFELNIpeTjY
We also talk about Rotten Tomatoes overrating the movie Lady Bird and hashtag Elsagate.
As always, subscribe on iTunes and leave us a voicemail at 312-788-7361.
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Case File 275 [The Asterios Cut]
Case File 275: The Try Guys Try Guys
Case File 274: Space Force Coast to Coast with Drink A Beer And Play A Game
Case File 273: The Queen is Still Dead with Grant Duffrin of 3GI
Case File 272: Seinfeld Streetwear with Andrew Shankland
Case File 271: Quiet Quitting with Nik Oldershaw
Case File 270: The Great Comedy Debate with Jonathan Dunne
Case File 269: Woke Cracker Barrel with Anime Serbia
Case File 268: The HBO Mergepocalypse with Mads Horwath
Case File 267: The Robot Uprising Begins with Luke Taylor
Case File 266: We Try The TikTok Pink Sauce with Zwick
Case File 265: Crypto Twinkies with Shawn Chatfield
Case File 264: Elon Musk Finally Pulls Out with Asterios Kokkinos
Case File 263: Elmo’s Epic Clapback at Ted Cruz with Joe Eames
Case File 262: Nintendo Hires Rittenhouse?! with Yolo Swag Studios and Beetle Moses
Case File 261: The Next SNL Cast Member with Ian Erickson
Case File 260: Elon Musk vs. Kevin with Aaron Klopfer
Case File 259: The Episodes Have Names Now
Case File 258 with Max Shanker
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