Welcome to Episode 43 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Deputy Tyler Russo. He's the creator of the hyper-realistic turtle dicks in this video from The Onion, as well as the auteur of this Youtube channel and this Vimeo channel.
This episode, we talk about the disgusting phrase "creatives" that idiots use to describe themselves to make themselves sound interesting. We sentence all those people to lobotomies. We also talk about Marvel's new editor-in-chief who on occasion uses the Japanese pseudonym Akira Yoshida. Spoiler alert: he's not Japanese, but he's now going to be. Forever.
We also talk about Matt Lauer and his list of Christmas gifts you DON'T want to receive this season.
We also bring in repeat offender Lucian B. Wintrich again, who is definitely a real person. It may be okay to be white, but it's not okay to wear a fucking bow tie in 2017 you nerd.
Here's the Nazi-next-door story the New York Times ran recently. Here's my favorite poem about the New York Times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFELNIpeTjY
We also talk about Rotten Tomatoes overrating the movie Lady Bird and hashtag Elsagate.
As always, subscribe on iTunes and leave us a voicemail at 312-788-7361.
Case File 238 with Case File 1
Case File 237 with Zwick
Case File 236 with Lakembra
Case File 235 with Doplex
Case File 234 with Alex and Jenni of Be Nice to Me Productions
Case File 233 with Jonathan Shannon
Case File 232 with Niko
Case File 231 with Slime da Garbage Mane
Case File 230 with Anders Lee of Pod America
Case File 229 with Adam Gilbert
Case File 228 with Sleepscience
Case File 227
Case File 226 LIVE with Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman
Case File 225 with Merritt K
Case File 224 with DJ Douggpound
Case File 223 with Andrew Shankland
Case File 222 with Kelgore Trout
Case File 221 with Skylarky
Case File 220 with Andrew Hilary
Case File 219 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64
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