I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Withholding the Bribery”
Speaking, he was only speaking
“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo
Dealing, he is always dealing
“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”
Reeling, his story is reeling
Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids
Covers, he’s running for covers
But the bed he made he will now have to lie in
(Oh, boo-hoo)
He’s withholding the bribery
One even the blind can see
Guilty of fraud and conspiracy
Obstruction and being a pu$$y
He never thought he would be caught
He thought everything could be bought
Forgot technology exists
Thought TikTok was a clock for kids
Impeached for his crimes on two counts (Lock!)
Then acquitted by soul sell-outs (Him!)
He must have some dirt on them (Up!)
Lady G’s blow-up doll named Gym
Morals not a part of his life
He’d rather die than say he lied
About to face his comeuppance
“Mother’s disappointed,” says Mike Pence
A criminal (Lock)
He is a criminal (Him)
A criminal (Up)
He is a criminal (Now)
Each accusation is a confession
When he threatens, he says “I was…”
Speaking, he was only speaking
“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo
Dealing, he is always dealing
“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”
Reeling, his story is reeling
Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids
Covers, he’s running for covers
But the bed he made he will now have to lie in
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
"They Are the Hating" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 5)
"Boulevard of Mangled Schemes" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 4)
"Impeachment Day" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 3)
"Judas of Nambia" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 2)
"Arrogant Covidiot" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 1)
"Arrogant Covidiot": An Anti-Trump Rock Opera Parody
NObamaGate
The Maskless Asshat
The Bass Ackwards Task Force
Putting the "Dumb" in "Freedumb"
"Lysol": A Donald Trump Parody
Have a problem? Put some Clorox on it.
The Pen Is Mightier Than the Needs of Families Trying to Slow a Pandemic.
A Letter to the Enabler
The No-Social-Distancing-Rally-Briefings
COVID-19 Top Tens
The Coronavirus Jesus
You Apparently Can’t Spell Leadership T-R-U-M-P
Would you like some dressing with that word salad?
1, 2, 3, Bobby, Joan, Pete
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