I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“You’re Accused and Betrayed”
Insurrection!
He will bail you all out
At least that’s what he says
He has told thirty-thousand lies
So, his promises aren’t worth a sh*t
Y’all get flocked up; baa; and spout
QAnon gibberish
Attack police, what’s free
Because you’re patriotic
So, Donnie eats his Whoppers
As you’re handcuffed and put away
Guess it really sucks to be you
You’re accused and betrayed
He will watch as you go down
Viking helmets and all
His show isn’t going well
Prepped for you to take the fall
You are the clowns
Go ahead, grab the flagpoles
Hit democracy’s mouth
In their graves, our Founders turn
Witnessing nooses form
Pence hangs around
So, Donnie eats his Whoppers
As you’re handcuffed and put away
Guess it really sucks to be you
You’re accused and betrayed
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces bigly…
He will bail you all out
At least that’s what he says
He’s a liar, dic[tator] complier
Seemingly unable to pull out
He will bail you all out
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
"They Are the Hating" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 5)
"Boulevard of Mangled Schemes" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 4)
"Impeachment Day" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 3)
"Judas of Nambia" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 2)
"Arrogant Covidiot" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 1)
"Arrogant Covidiot": An Anti-Trump Rock Opera Parody
NObamaGate
The Maskless Asshat
The Bass Ackwards Task Force
Putting the "Dumb" in "Freedumb"
"Lysol": A Donald Trump Parody
Have a problem? Put some Clorox on it.
The Pen Is Mightier Than the Needs of Families Trying to Slow a Pandemic.
A Letter to the Enabler
The No-Social-Distancing-Rally-Briefings
COVID-19 Top Tens
The Coronavirus Jesus
You Apparently Can’t Spell Leadership T-R-U-M-P
Would you like some dressing with that word salad?
1, 2, 3, Bobby, Joan, Pete
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