I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Donnie’s a Zero”
He thinks he is seeing green, but is in the red
Dealt a winning hand, but still having to fold, as he turned casinos into sh*t
Vodka and steaks rarely miss, yet he couldn’t make a dime
The world’s greatest businessman, only if all others died
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
A big rat on his head he bought at the Dollar Store
He’s got the physique of a Chris Farley of Chippendales, only much less agile
With the complexion of a Cheeto that’s been worn
Hands so small, they were rejected by a circus-porn
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Give a Buck” (parody based on the KC and the Sunshine Band song, ”Give It Up”)
”Klan Leader” (parody based on the Hall & Oates song, ”Maneater”)
”Real Fools” (parody based on the Tony! Toni! Tone! song, ”Feels Good”)
”Blind Trigger” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Blood River”)
”Vote Out the Clowns” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Send in the Clowns”)
”Bourne to Be a Pile” (parody based on the Steppenwolf song, ”Born to Be Wild”)
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Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 6
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