I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Right the Right”
Been off course for a while
Siri’s a woman
So, they go in the opposite direction
They don’t know where they are
Or where they’re heading
But would rather wreck than admit they were wrong
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Approaching a red sign
Instead of stopping
They shout “OCTAGON!”
Sirens flashing
Figure they’re for someone else, so they speed up
Start firing guns, yelling “BLUE LIVES MATTER!”
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
They’ve been off course too long
Tank’s about empty
Yet still believing thoughts and prayers will refill it
So, they then close their eyes while behind the wheel
‘Cause apparently cars don’t drive cars; Jesus does
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Give a Buck” (parody based on the KC and the Sunshine Band song, ”Give It Up”)
”Klan Leader” (parody based on the Hall & Oates song, ”Maneater”)
”Real Fools” (parody based on the Tony! Toni! Tone! song, ”Feels Good”)
”Blind Trigger” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Blood River”)
”Vote Out the Clowns” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Send in the Clowns”)
”Bourne to Be a Pile” (parody based on the Steppenwolf song, ”Born to Be Wild”)
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Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 18
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 17
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 16
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 15
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 14
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 13
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 12
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 11
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 10
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 9
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 8
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 7
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 6
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