It's a worrying time for your two intrepid tea-breakers. Mike's battling his Eurovision withdrawal symptoms by composing aleatorically with a dandelion, while precariously balancing a small bowl of kibbles. John's doing battle with a Sarlaac drum machine, underscoring the Queen's life with Korn, and whacking the 'make it bigger' button. Still, they're both knuckling down once more to investigate all the month's most pressing project-studio matters. For instance, it appears Ed Milliband may have been computer generated by training neural networks with Dutch folk music, Reddit threads, and Tasmanian Devil sounds. There's news too of Simon Cowell's shock-collar, manufactured by Jacob Marley Music Services to inspire late-flowering artistic integrity. Plus we extol the dramatic tension, cognitive dissonance, and passive-aggressive guitar solos of Andy Shauf, as well as unearthing the deep connections between podcasting split-personality disorder and the SOS hand-shot face. Yeah, verily, the Internet giveth, and the Internet taketh away...
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PSTB #39: R2-D2's internal monologue, hair-raising Bulgarian women, and the *other* Montero
PSTB #38: Kentucky-fried Huapango, off-piste DX7, and Don LaFontaine's chewy syllables
PSTB #37: Rotcod Zzaj, faux-Italian solfeggio, and the ultimate hipster flex
PSTB #36: The Skelecaster, THX Zelda, and Kanye's bingo card
PSTB #35: Audio umami, slam-dunking tubas, and the alien guitar womb
PSTB #34: Dubstep rectangles, a glass countertenor, and The Great Tissue Controversy
PSTB #33: Grammy nominations special! (feat. kittens)
PSTB #32: The Elvis schwa, hipster faireez, and an epicly burnt Scotch egg
PSTB #31: Batman's barberpole, Palestrina parties, and lo-res heliox huffing
PSTB #30: The Philuminati, Cadbury's gorilla, and Ozzy's anechoic bat-trap
PSTB #29: Sub-SubKick, guppy impressions, and RIPQ
PSTB #28: Bass fire-hose, 1.237 microBiebers, and the ideal platonic sausage
PSTB #27: Bridgeolian harpjo, carpet-underlay music, and the nuclear kerchief
PSTB #25: Hamstering, airborne jacuzzis, and fixing Gal Gadot
PSTB #24: Thumpsy-thumpsy, manual Iron Man, and the end-of-X-Files face
PSTB #23: Thunderfinger Royale, sneezing gnomes, and Friday-sus-Wednesday
PSTB #22: Luthierism, feline schadenfreude, and The Curse Of Happy Village
PSTB #21: Chew Yourself Fit, The Joy Of Theft, and a human Frappuccino
PSTB #20: Bublé's Irish Cream, sleighbell taxes, and The Sucker Punch Of Derision
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