The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe a couple of Tosser’s aka Tosa’s (we’re British after all). But what happened to these Tosser’s we hear you ask? Well, they just may have been visited by a group of Gandalf Gnomes playing knock and don’t run on the elderly couple’s door. Aka cherry knocking. Aka gnoming, coincidently. You know that to be a true Gandalf the White, you need a staff but what exactly does that staff do? What if you tap the staff twice? Before we really get in to the case though, we cover the important matters in life. For example, what people do when they retire. What does Guardians of the Galaxy’s Groot’s ballsack look like? Do some people really, really enjoy The Lord of the Rings? Like, really. Back on the case, if an unknown and potentially hostile extraterrestrial figure knocks on your door, you probably shouldn’t open wide to confront it but that is exactly what happened in this probe. But why were the Worzel Gummidge Gandalf gnome aliens here? Was this a prank or was this just literally a social visit? Alongside all of that, we ponder… What is the point of porches? Ultimately, does any of this even matter? All that and more on this week’s file.
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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. Of course when discussing our horrid Lord of The Rings sex cult concept, there was a theme (hopefully) from 2001’s Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack, called Concerning Hobbits. The movies were directed by Peter Jackson with music by Howard Shore and we’d like to apologise to everyone involved in the making of these movies for what we came up with in this episode. There was also a tune from show favourite Beetlejuice by Tim Burton called ‘The Book! - Obituaries’ (distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures). This was composed by an absolute genius called Danny Elfman. Finally, there was a track from Kev’s favourite Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode which features The Gentlemen - Hush (season 4 episode 10). This was directed by Joss Whedon. Christophe Beck composed the theme used (which we believe to be called Enter the Gentlemen.
Unarius - The Saga or Ernest and Ruth
Reptilian Jazz Sex - The Pamela Stonebrooke Story
Lonnie Zamora Incident - New Mexico UFO
Jellyfish Sky People of Venus and Earth
Garry and the EMB - The A70 Abduction Incident
Spring Heeled Jack - An Alien Attack?
Napolitano with Extra Cheese - The Linda Napolitano Abduction
Alien Cow Bigfoot - William Bosak’s Strange Encounter
Captain Coyne’s UAP Experience - Mansfield UFO
Cock Circles - Champion of Crop Circles
Indigo Child Part 2
Indigo Child
True Crime Conundrum - Alan Godfrey’s Hunt for Zigmund Adamski’s Killer
Stanford Wives: Was it a whack?
The Grinning Man - Indrid Cold
1942: The Battle for Los Angeles
Hollow Moon Spaceship - Why the Moon Landing Wasn’t Real?
Judy Doraty Effect ft Dr Leo Fart Sprinkle
China’s First Alien Abduction - The Meng Zhaoguo Occurrences
BEAMS and the Fishermans Tale
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