I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Slim-to-None Funds”
Do you know who they’re stealing from?
Charities named after them
The dollars keep rolling in
Diverted to greens and bogey-men
Claiming donations as grifts
They’ve sunk lower than piles of sh*t
The depths of Satan’s fiery pit?
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Driving around in their gold carts
Crashing before they even start
As they blame Soros and RuPaul
News breaks of their organization’s scam
They don’t know irons from woods
Yet stole from the kids for these goods
Than the South Pole is cold, they’re
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
They’re always slicing to the right
Their white balls they can never find
“Mark us down for two,” they will say
Flipping birdies to youngsters on the front and back nine
Further than you could ever attempt
Even the devil is impressed
At a point where nothing can drop
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Give a Buck” (parody based on the KC and the Sunshine Band song, ”Give It Up”)
”Klan Leader” (parody based on the Hall & Oates song, ”Maneater”)
”Real Fools” (parody based on the Tony! Toni! Tone! song, ”Feels Good”)
”Blind Trigger” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Blood River”)
”Vote Out the Clowns” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Send in the Clowns”)
”Bourne to Be a Pile” (parody based on the Steppenwolf song, ”Born to Be Wild”)
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Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 17
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 16
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 15
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 14
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 13
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 12
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 11
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 10
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 9
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 8
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 7
Take a Look, It’s in My Book, It’s a Reading Promo - Part 6
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