monday wtf aural sex: 2015-12-14 (tiny metal edition)

SSSSHHHHH!!!! hello, dearest perverts and pervettes.  welcome to the tiny metal edition of monday wtf aural sex.  this edition was almost entirely inspired by torrential downpour and their tiny pantera set at dimefest 2015.  i did have an idea to do something like this years ago, but i figured no one would listen to it and that i’m just fucking insane for thinking this would be hilarious.  anyway, the aural sex you’re about to hear is not the aural sex you’re used to.  this is what these songs may have sounded like had they been recorded by keebler fucking elves or some shit.  anyway, enough of my batshit toothpick chewing gum fuckery.  it is time… for yojne.

01 pantera - fucking hostile (from vulgar display of power) [00:00:31]

02 meshuggah - future breed machine (from destroy erase improve) [00:02:24]

03 lamb of god - laid to rest (from ashes of the wake) [00:06:30]

04 deftones - my own summer (shove it) (from around the fur) [00:09:13]

05 fear factory - slave labor (from archetype) [00:11:46]

06 pantera - the great southern trendkill (from the great southern trendkill) [00:14:32]

07 korn - twist (from life is peachy) [00:17:12]

08 system of a down - darts (from system of a down) [00:17:47]

09 gwar - baby raper (from we kill everything) [00:19:41]

10 slayer - raining blood (from reign in blood) [00:21:31]

11 children of bodom - are you dead yet? (from are you dead yet?) [00:24:30]

12 ministry - just one fix (from psalm 69: the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs) [00:27:16]

13 pantera - domination (from cowboys from hell) [00:30:52]

14 metallica - ride the lightning (from ride the lightning) [00:34:27]

15 otep - warhead (from house of secrets) [00:39:07]

16 napalm death - you suffer (from noise for musiks sake (disc 1)) [00:41:35]

17 gwar - ham on the bone (from amerika must be destroyed) [00:41:36]

18 cradle of filth - cruelty brought thee orchids (from cruelty and the beast) [00:43:02]

19 slipknot - disasterpiece (from iowa) [00:48:12]

20 in flames - sleepless again (from a sense of purpose) [00:51:52]

21 pantera - yesterday don’t mean shit (from reinventing the steel) [00:54:46]

22 devildriver - digging up the corpses (from head on to heartache) [00:57:51]

23 fear factory - securitron (police state 2000) (from obsolete) [01:00:32]

24 pantera - good friends and a bottle of pills (from far beyond driven) [01:04:38]

25 behemoth - amen (from the satanist) [01:06:37]

26 in flames - where the dead ships dwell (from sounds of a playground fading) [01:09:13]

27 metallica - damage inc. (from master of puppets) [01:12:08]

28 iron maiden - out of the silent planet (from brave new world) [01:16:01]

29 static-x - fix (from wisconsin death trip) [01:20:33]

30 all that remains - hold on (from for we are many) [01:22:33]

31 strapping young lad - zen (from alien) [01:24:36]

32 cannibal corpse - i will kill you (from gallery of suicide) [01:28:05]

33 slipknot - surfacing (live) (from slipknot [expanded]) [01:30:03]

34 slipknot - eeyore (from slipknot) [01:32:40]