Josh calls out Dion for asking a friend to hotspot internet so he could top up his phone credit, Dion vehemently tries to defend himself by revealing that he actually purchased his sim card from a supermarket. It becomes clear that no one is right and we've wasted each others time and energy; much like all the Welcome to Patchwork episodes.
Christian went to his cousin's 30th and his only take away from the evening was, how long can you make someone holding a platter wait while you take food from it? And further, how many items can you take from that platter? Dion takes aim at sushi served on a platter and we discuss what makes a 'good' finger food? Josh loves a single mouth full, Christian loves things in containers, Dion just loves slides. Are you concerned about where you're positioned in the room relative to the finger food? Do you often take the final item on a tray to help the waiter?
To close the episode, it's Josh and Dion vs Christian in a battle royale about whether you should leave kitchen utensils sitting in a holder on top of the kitchen bench? Josh and Dion believe it's handy for grabbing utensils in a pinch. Christian doesn't believe the use case happens enough to warrant dirtying the kitchen landscape. Finally, Christian pushes his case for using tea towels... and FIGHT!
We also play Deserted Island and do a bit of a Sound Check
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Patch #96 - Is It Uncool To Plan An Overseas Trip In A Spreadsheet?
Patch #95 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2021
Patch #94 - How Urgently Do You Fill Up A Low Petrol Tank?
Patch #93 - What’s The Furthest You’d Walk To An Event?
Patch #92 - How Should You Pass The Time Whilst Waiting For A Food Delivery?
Patch #91 - How I Became Friends With Kamahl
Patch #90 - Are You Ever The First Person To Clap?
Patch #89 - Should You Peel The Foil Entirely Off A Dip?
Patch #88 - What Turns A Catch-Up Into A Night Out?
Lockdown Update
Patch #87 - Do You Need To Leave A Light On When Someone Leaves The House?
Patch #86 - What Is A Reasonable Reaction To Seeing A Mouse?
Patch #85 - Whose Responsibility Is It To Remove Tissues From Pockets Before A Wash?
Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?
Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?
Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?
Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?
Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?
Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
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