Ohhhhh wow! We're back from 7 months off and we're out of practice. We kick off by recalling a micro highlight from our trips abroad: Christian visited a Christian themed amusement park, Dion visited a capybara themed amusement park for ducks and Josh watched a man interact with natural history.
Christian starts the episode proper by lamenting his ability to casually organise an event. Are you someone who can casually put together an event and be fine not knowing who is coming and when? If an invite says, "get there anytime from 4pm", what arrival time would be considered late? Should you ask your 'core group' to arrive earliest? We then celebrate 'Regrets Only' invites.
Josh then asks Christian and Dion for the techniques they employ to subtly glance at someone else. Dion admits that he struggles to find people using clock face directions - "your 5 o'clock" while Christian worries about a quick turn around resulting in a punch in the face. We then plan out the best ways to guide another person as they attempt a subtle glance and how to avoid being caught. As per Welcome to Patchwork, we then quickly touch on our greatest insecurities... no problem.
Finally, Dion discloses the average number of photos taken per day on his trip and we go on to discuss the utility of holiday photography. Do we actually need to take photos on our trips given ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE AND SAID AND THERE IS NO POINT EXISTING ANYMORE? Also... how good is a candid shot?
We also play Sound Check and Time to Think.
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Patch #111 - How To Recycle
Patch #110 - How To Wait In A Line
Patch #109 - How To Declutter Your Home
Patch #108 - How To Send A Text Message
Patch #107 - How To Get Dressed For The Day
Patch #106 - How To Enjoy A Flight
Patch #105 - How To Choose A Restaurant
Patch #104 - How To Open A Door
Patch #103 - How To Enjoy Your Birthday
Patch #102 - How To Try Before You Buy
Patch #101 - How To Record A Podcast
Patch #100 - Is Saying Hello Or Goodbye More Important? (Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022)
Quick Update & Planning For Season 7
Patchwork Rewind #2: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 2)
2022 Comedy Festival (Sat 9 April) - Do You Tell People At Work If It's Your Birthday?
Patchwork Rewind #1: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 1)
Patch #99 - When Is It Appropriate To Compliment A Stranger?
Patch #98 - How Generously Should You Spread Butter On Toast?
Patch #97 - Would You Accept A Reward For Finding A Lost Pet?
Patch #96 - Is It Uncool To Plan An Overseas Trip In A Spreadsheet?
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