Ohhhhh wow! We're back from 7 months off and we're out of practice. We kick off by recalling a micro highlight from our trips abroad: Christian visited a Christian themed amusement park, Dion visited a capybara themed amusement park for ducks and Josh watched a man interact with natural history.
Christian starts the episode proper by lamenting his ability to casually organise an event. Are you someone who can casually put together an event and be fine not knowing who is coming and when? If an invite says, "get there anytime from 4pm", what arrival time would be considered late? Should you ask your 'core group' to arrive earliest? We then celebrate 'Regrets Only' invites.
Josh then asks Christian and Dion for the techniques they employ to subtly glance at someone else. Dion admits that he struggles to find people using clock face directions - "your 5 o'clock" while Christian worries about a quick turn around resulting in a punch in the face. We then plan out the best ways to guide another person as they attempt a subtle glance and how to avoid being caught. As per Welcome to Patchwork, we then quickly touch on our greatest insecurities... no problem.
Finally, Dion discloses the average number of photos taken per day on his trip and we go on to discuss the utility of holiday photography. Do we actually need to take photos on our trips given ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE AND SAID AND THERE IS NO POINT EXISTING ANYMORE? Also... how good is a candid shot?
We also play Sound Check and Time to Think.
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Patch #95 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2021
Patch #94 - How Urgently Do You Fill Up A Low Petrol Tank?
Patch #93 - What’s The Furthest You’d Walk To An Event?
Patch #92 - How Should You Pass The Time Whilst Waiting For A Food Delivery?
Patch #91 - How I Became Friends With Kamahl
Patch #90 - Are You Ever The First Person To Clap?
Patch #89 - Should You Peel The Foil Entirely Off A Dip?
Patch #88 - What Turns A Catch-Up Into A Night Out?
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Patch #87 - Do You Need To Leave A Light On When Someone Leaves The House?
Patch #86 - What Is A Reasonable Reaction To Seeing A Mouse?
Patch #85 - Whose Responsibility Is It To Remove Tissues From Pockets Before A Wash?
Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?
Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?
Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?
Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?
Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?
Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?
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