I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Harassing All Women and Girls”
She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand
She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench
She’d rather recreate “Titanic” sinking than hear him scream her name
They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls
She’d rather skydive without a parachute than feel his lips on hers
She’d rather always hallucinate than see his tiny mushroom
She’d rather be waterboarded than hear the torture of his words
She’d rather serve a life-sentence than spend just one second with him
He’s a third-world, sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form
They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls
She’d rather die a virgin than be within six-feet of his “wherever”
She’d rather have hair like Fester than feel what’s on his head
She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her
She’d rather forever sleep than find him in her bed
He’s a sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form
They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls
She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand
She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench
She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her
They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls
Ooh, burn
Mic drop
Ooh, burn
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”If I Lost $1,000,000,000” (parody based on the Barenaked Ladies song, ”If I Had $1,000,000”)
”A Bigly Stain On Our Lives” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)”)
”How Not to Parent” by the GOP
Supreme Jackasses
A Hole-in-None
A Tale of Two Conventions
To: Russia, With Love
A ClusterTrump
This Is Spinal Tap: Presidential Edition
Cognitive Dysfunction Junction
"Demon Semen" (parody based on the Bush song, "Everything Zen")
C(ovid)OMPLEX
"What's His Face?" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 13)
”(No) Winning” (”Arrogant Covidiot” Track 12)
"Wake Us Up When October Ends" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 11)
"Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)
"Diversionary World" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 9)
"Here's the Bombshell" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 8)
"Give His Ego Pain" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 7)
"Taint Donny" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 6)
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