Les, Kurt, and Jason lament the essential cancellation of Halloween as we know it, walk of shame and all. (Poor slutty David S. Pumpkin costumes will have to wait until next year). They also offer huge congrats to our friend David Rosen of the Piecing it Together Podcast on his marriage… even if it takes the guys a second to piece together what the name of his podcast is. The Blac Chyna news leads everyone down a rabbit hole about whether it’s easier to transition to porn to so-called legit acting work or vice versa… and whether or not character actors can do it (picture Ed Asner naked, you are welcome). Then, it’s time to embrace the season of FALLmark and Falling for Look Lodge, a Hallmark movie bursting at the seams with the most white people stereotype ever: being really into autumn! Even with boring trivia games, an understaffed and underpopulated lodge, a super weird energy cake tasting, a sinister sister that would totally be a murderous stalker in any other movie, and a dude that’s into a turtle more than a woman (which is obvious to everyone but the woman), the biggest takeaway is that every Hallmark movie is basically Baby Boom. And that Linda Evans used to be married to Yanni.
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BONUS EPISODE: Christina DeRosa from Drowning in Secrets Is NOT Alyssa Milano but IS Helping Female Directors, Writers, and Producers
A Little Daytime Drama Can Happen When You’re Not Actually Hiking to the Hollywood Sign
Drowning in Secrets Star Laura Poe is Grilled about Empty Cups, Search Party Food Platters, and Shetland Ponies
If Walls Could Talk They’d Tell Meghan Markle Jr. About Amityville in Space
Allison Sweeney, Lacey Chabert, and Autumn Reeser Assemble Again for The Wedding Veil Legacy, This Time It’s Personal
The Wedding Veil Unveiled Autumn Reeser, Lacey Chabert, Allison Sweeney, and Hallmark’s Most Scandalous Plot Point Ever
Single Black Female Brings Wind Chimes and a Head in a Bag to Crazy Girls
Pyscho Storm Chaser Is Responsible for the Castaways on Gilligan’s Island Because Employment Law Allows for Murdering During Your Break
Lacey Chabert, Allison Sweeney, and Autumn Reeser Pull back The Wedding Veil to Reveal The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants without the Pants
The Wrong Blind Date with Special Guest Meredith Thomas is Lifetime’s Lady in Waiting to Queen Vivica A. Fox
Days of Our Lives: A Very Salem Christmas with Daytime Confidential’s Jillian Bowe, plus Jackee Harry and Heteropaternal Superfecundation
REPOST: Betty White and Jennifer Love Hewitt find The Lost Valentine Who Is Not Gil Gerard
Sister Swap: Christmas in the City is Like the Other Sister Swap Movie, but with Gay People Too
There are NO Twins or Body Switches in Sister Swap: A Hometown Holiday, but There IS a Crying Room
An Ice Wine Christmas Toasts the On Call Volunteer Grape Pickers Who Believe in Science and Sex
BONUS: My (Unauthorized) Hallmark Movie Musical
Grab your Disappearing Ticket and All of the Meth to Board the Train: Next Stop, Christmas with Christopher Lloyd and Lea Thompson
Psycho Intern Wants Applause from Andy Richter, Vivica Fox Jr., Tammy Faye Baker, Gérard Depardieu, and the Dad of the Kid from Room
South Beach Love has 2 Quinceañeras Added Up By A Guy Doing Math on Adult Website
Love Strikes Twice for Rick Rubin Time Traveling In the Best Hallmark Movie Ever
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