I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Pisstaker”
Not one, but six!
So, my name is Donnie; I’ve got no money; owned by the Russian mob
Together do some “laundry,” or they’ll clean me out (Oh, no-no)
So, I call my Vlady; I’m on hold, hold, hold, hold, hold
After five hours, he says, “Why don’t you just leave us alone?”
So, I wear a bracelet, as a reminder; asks “What Would Vlady Do?”
If my Cabinet protests it, I say “You are screwed!” (Oh, yeah-yeah)
So, I call a guy, who says, “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait”
“I know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
Showers, the golden showers
There are powers with the tapes
Pee on my a$$ and face
So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey
So, his name is Donnie; he’s lost some money; is owned by the mob
He’s on a choke-collar, so they don’t bark (Ruff, ruff, ruff)
So, he’s always their b*tch, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf
If they say to, he’ll lick his balls if one is left
So, he has no control, but wants to act like he’s really strong
Even though his muscles look like nothing more than fluff (fluff, fluff, fluff)
So, I’m a pisstaker, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Little Donnie, take it away again for the chorus
Showers, the golden showers
There are powers with the tapes
Pee on my a$$ and face
So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey
So, now I’m tired of doing the mob favors
Being the butt of “showers” jokes by pisstakers
Sh*t, I’ve got a call from someone named Popovsky (“Ha, ha, ha”)
“You better not take off, for we hold your golden fate”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”If I Lost $1,000,000,000” (parody based on the Barenaked Ladies song, ”If I Had $1,000,000”)
”A Bigly Stain On Our Lives” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)”)
”How Not to Parent” by the GOP
Supreme Jackasses
A Hole-in-None
A Tale of Two Conventions
To: Russia, With Love
A ClusterTrump
This Is Spinal Tap: Presidential Edition
Cognitive Dysfunction Junction
"Demon Semen" (parody based on the Bush song, "Everything Zen")
C(ovid)OMPLEX
"What's His Face?" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 13)
”(No) Winning” (”Arrogant Covidiot” Track 12)
"Wake Us Up When October Ends" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 11)
"Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)
"Diversionary World" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 9)
"Here's the Bombshell" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 8)
"Give His Ego Pain" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 7)
"Taint Donny" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 6)
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