I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Donnie’s a Zero”
He thinks he is seeing green, but is in the red
Dealt a winning hand, but still having to fold, as he turned casinos into sh*t
Vodka and steaks rarely miss, yet he couldn’t make a dime
The world’s greatest businessman, only if all others died
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
A big rat on his head he bought at the Dollar Store
He’s got the physique of a Chris Farley of Chippendales, only much less agile
With the complexion of a Cheeto that’s been worn
Hands so small, they were rejected by a circus-porn
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”If I Lost $1,000,000,000” (parody based on the Barenaked Ladies song, ”If I Had $1,000,000”)
”A Bigly Stain On Our Lives” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)”)
”How Not to Parent” by the GOP
Supreme Jackasses
A Hole-in-None
A Tale of Two Conventions
To: Russia, With Love
A ClusterTrump
This Is Spinal Tap: Presidential Edition
Cognitive Dysfunction Junction
"Demon Semen" (parody based on the Bush song, "Everything Zen")
C(ovid)OMPLEX
"What's His Face?" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 13)
”(No) Winning” (”Arrogant Covidiot” Track 12)
"Wake Us Up When October Ends" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 11)
"Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)
"Diversionary World" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 9)
"Here's the Bombshell" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 8)
"Give His Ego Pain" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 7)
"Taint Donny" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 6)
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