I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)”
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re always cryin’
You lost another suit – this one for lyin’
Brittle con, brittle con, the truth is hurtin’
The odds of you outside a cell and workin’
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Brittle Don, brittle Don, your bones are crackin’
And, as always, your muscles are a-lackin’
Brittle con, brittle con, your schemes are slackin’
You just don’t seem to have any laws’ backin’
Can’t skirt them (Anymore!) Anymore, you lame layperson
Think this is bad? Just wait till you’re in prison
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re weak as plastic
In Webster’s your picture is next to “flaccid”
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Tears of your hammies when you walk to the fridge
With it being just three feet from your rocker (Rock away!)
Your phony doctor saying you’re in peak shape
As you break ribs eating crackers
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
Salute middle fingers
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Con of the Century” (parody based off the Green Day song ”Song of the Century”)
34 Felony Crackdown (anti-Trump rock-opera parody album based off Green Day’s ”21st Century Breakdown”)
”Expel Ds” (parody based on Silverchair’s song ”Abuse Me”)
”MAGA Tears” (parody based on Cold’s song ”Wasted Years”)
”Grifts Away” (parody based on Dobie Gray’s song ”Drift Away”)
Live in War, Rest in Peace
Lied, Concealed, Indicted, He’s Trump
”Donnie and the Feds” (parody based on Elton John’s song ”Bennie and the Jets”)
Perception Is Deception
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 7
How the Dicks Stole Independence (Day)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 6
The Extreme Court
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 5
Everything Is Bigger in Texas, Including Dumbassery
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 4
”They’re Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)” (parody based on The Proclaimers’ song, ”I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 3
Stick to the Sports
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