I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!”
Oh, glory hole, you’re a fantasy of his mind
What could be on the other side?
A porn star ready to spank him with his face?
His personal “doctor” saying, “Here’s something you can sniff”?
Unfortunately no, neither of those were the case
They’d be much too clean for his sick and demented tastes
Oh, glory hole, what he wants will never breathe
He’s grabbed it joyfully, while saying it makes us free
Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole
The stars and stripes he claims to always salute
Dodging drafts and attacking Golden Star families
There’s not a single brave bone in him
Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole
Old Glory placed a restraining order against him
The judge said, “What the f*ck?!?,” but then, “I’ll allow it”
“I’m getting too old for this sh*t”
He started singing our banner (Glory hole!)
But remembered none of the words
“Jose built some rockets over there” (Glory hole!)
“Do the wave, watch ‘Twilight,’ and burst”
Standing tall, wearing a MAGA hat
Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole
Old Glory will never embrace his filth
It’d rather be burned in a necessary protest
Than feel his puny hands on it
Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole
He f*cks the country over to keep from getting screwed
Whines that he’s the victim when he’s really the culprit
Such a man-baby, he is
So, glory hole, there’s no need to worry
He’ll be embraced by bars in time
Glory hole, yes, he’ll try to scurry
But will never outrun our stars and stripes
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”If I Lost $1,000,000,000” (parody based on the Barenaked Ladies song, ”If I Had $1,000,000”)
”A Bigly Stain On Our Lives” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)”)
”How Not to Parent” by the GOP
Supreme Jackasses
A Hole-in-None
A Tale of Two Conventions
To: Russia, With Love
A ClusterTrump
This Is Spinal Tap: Presidential Edition
Cognitive Dysfunction Junction
"Demon Semen" (parody based on the Bush song, "Everything Zen")
C(ovid)OMPLEX
"What's His Face?" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 13)
”(No) Winning” (”Arrogant Covidiot” Track 12)
"Wake Us Up When October Ends" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 11)
"Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)
"Diversionary World" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 9)
"Here's the Bombshell" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 8)
"Give His Ego Pain" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 7)
"Taint Donny" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 6)
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