I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Erratic Days”
Playing Candy Crush at a quarter to two on Monday afternoon
Before throwing Skittles about the room, shouting, “Where in the f*ck’s the blue?”
Next saying, “I guess orange will do, and this purple sh*t too”
All while watching cartoons he calls “news”
Unpredictability on speed
Yes, no, yes, maybe
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’ll sniff uncontrollably at a nationally-televised speech
And then be unable to blow his nose for a couple to three weeks
He’ll run a MAGAt marathon in his sleep
And strain muscles when he breathes
He only ever works in his dreams
He’s a loose cannon awake or asleep
Yes, no, yes, maybe
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s had some erratic days
January through December
For as long as The Jesus can remember
Anger builds inside as he boasts loudly
Hunger grows while he’s eating
His mouth dirtier every time it’s cleaned
Brain shrinks if he’s ever thinking
Adderall seems to be working today
Flying high as a kite (So f*cking high)
Squinting like a drunk reading braille
The teleprompter moving in his mind
Yes, no, yes, maybe
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
He’s up one minute, the next minute down
He goes sideways and then diagonal
The guy has had some erratic days
Erratic days
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Con of the Century” (parody based off the Green Day song ”Song of the Century”)
34 Felony Crackdown (anti-Trump rock-opera parody album based off Green Day’s ”21st Century Breakdown”)
”Expel Ds” (parody based on Silverchair’s song ”Abuse Me”)
”MAGA Tears” (parody based on Cold’s song ”Wasted Years”)
”Grifts Away” (parody based on Dobie Gray’s song ”Drift Away”)
Live in War, Rest in Peace
Lied, Concealed, Indicted, He’s Trump
”Donnie and the Feds” (parody based on Elton John’s song ”Bennie and the Jets”)
Perception Is Deception
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 7
How the Dicks Stole Independence (Day)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 6
The Extreme Court
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 5
Everything Is Bigger in Texas, Including Dumbassery
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 4
”They’re Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)” (parody based on The Proclaimers’ song, ”I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 3
Stick to the Sports
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