I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Senseless Mind Syndrome”
His IQ is in the high teens
What’s left in his head constantly shrinking
A confined vocabulary
Just two-letter words, maybe three
He’s ignorant of everything
From physics to human anatomy
Thinks Einstein was just bread with cheese
That femurs were types of monkeys
It’s outdated, dissipated
His brain had its day, so he says again, again
He’s concocted another word
He may not drink, but it sounds like a slur
It’s not a noun and not a verb
What it is no one can be sure
He acts like an illiterate
If one gets poetic, “He can’t read for sh*t”
“Bigly” words are his nemesis
Like “ambiguity” or “twit”
When thoughts escape him, they avail him
More room between the ears for hot-air to travel through
Thoughts are vacant, he is ancient
He is his own worst enemy
Not a victim, but a villain
An enemy to you and me
To everybody
It’s outdated, dissipated
He is his own worst enemy
When thoughts escape him, they avail him
An enemy to you and me
He’s a villain of cognition
An enemy to you and me
He’s a villain of cognition
An enemy to you and me
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Con of the Century” (parody based off the Green Day song ”Song of the Century”)
34 Felony Crackdown (anti-Trump rock-opera parody album based off Green Day’s ”21st Century Breakdown”)
”Expel Ds” (parody based on Silverchair’s song ”Abuse Me”)
”MAGA Tears” (parody based on Cold’s song ”Wasted Years”)
”Grifts Away” (parody based on Dobie Gray’s song ”Drift Away”)
Live in War, Rest in Peace
Lied, Concealed, Indicted, He’s Trump
”Donnie and the Feds” (parody based on Elton John’s song ”Bennie and the Jets”)
Perception Is Deception
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 7
How the Dicks Stole Independence (Day)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 6
The Extreme Court
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 5
Everything Is Bigger in Texas, Including Dumbassery
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 4
”They’re Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)” (parody based on The Proclaimers’ song, ”I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 3
Stick to the Sports
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