I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Right the Right”
Been off course for a while
Siri’s a woman
So, they go in the opposite direction
They don’t know where they are
Or where they’re heading
But would rather wreck than admit they were wrong
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Approaching a red sign
Instead of stopping
They shout “OCTAGON!”
Sirens flashing
Figure they’re for someone else, so they speed up
Start firing guns, yelling “BLUE LIVES MATTER!”
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
They’ve been off course too long
Tank’s about empty
Yet still believing thoughts and prayers will refill it
So, they then close their eyes while behind the wheel
‘Cause apparently cars don’t drive cars; Jesus does
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Con of the Century” (parody based off the Green Day song ”Song of the Century”)
34 Felony Crackdown (anti-Trump rock-opera parody album based off Green Day’s ”21st Century Breakdown”)
”Expel Ds” (parody based on Silverchair’s song ”Abuse Me”)
”MAGA Tears” (parody based on Cold’s song ”Wasted Years”)
”Grifts Away” (parody based on Dobie Gray’s song ”Drift Away”)
Live in War, Rest in Peace
Lied, Concealed, Indicted, He’s Trump
”Donnie and the Feds” (parody based on Elton John’s song ”Bennie and the Jets”)
Perception Is Deception
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 7
How the Dicks Stole Independence (Day)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 6
The Extreme Court
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 5
Everything Is Bigger in Texas, Including Dumbassery
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 4
”They’re Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)” (parody based on The Proclaimers’ song, ”I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 3
Stick to the Sports
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