I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Right the Right”
Been off course for a while
Siri’s a woman
So, they go in the opposite direction
They don’t know where they are
Or where they’re heading
But would rather wreck than admit they were wrong
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Approaching a red sign
Instead of stopping
They shout “OCTAGON!”
Sirens flashing
Figure they’re for someone else, so they speed up
Start firing guns, yelling “BLUE LIVES MATTER!”
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
They’ve been off course too long
Tank’s about empty
Yet still believing thoughts and prayers will refill it
So, they then close their eyes while behind the wheel
‘Cause apparently cars don’t drive cars; Jesus does
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”If I Lost $1,000,000,000” (parody based on the Barenaked Ladies song, ”If I Had $1,000,000”)
”A Bigly Stain On Our Lives” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)”)
”How Not to Parent” by the GOP
Supreme Jackasses
A Hole-in-None
A Tale of Two Conventions
To: Russia, With Love
A ClusterTrump
This Is Spinal Tap: Presidential Edition
Cognitive Dysfunction Junction
"Demon Semen" (parody based on the Bush song, "Everything Zen")
C(ovid)OMPLEX
"What's His Face?" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 13)
”(No) Winning” (”Arrogant Covidiot” Track 12)
"Wake Us Up When October Ends" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 11)
"Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)
"Diversionary World" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 9)
"Here's the Bombshell" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 8)
"Give His Ego Pain" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 7)
"Taint Donny" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 6)
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