I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“He’s Jesus Nowhere”
Lesu anchiteze
Ese es quien es
“Trump Jesus was arrested by the Roman government”
(…yllaer ton tuB) …eH ma I dnA
They chant his name when he arrives
Give him all the money they don’t have
Thinking that will help them to survive
Though he doesn’t care that they’re alive
(Pay up!) For all his suits
(Pray now!) That he hears you
(Pay up!) So he can win
(Pray now!) The world will end
The guy thinks all the poor are weak
That they all smell like fruit and veggies
Loves no one but his stinky self
He even hates children and elves
The church goes in flames
When he decides to step in it
The Bible doesn’t say
Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior
He says what the deaf want to hear
“Race don’t exist; whites are superior”
He’ll brag he’s a self-made man, raking in billions by himself
Gone bankrupt six times; asked for daddy’s help
He breaks every Commandment daily
He’d f*ck his own family
Would steal from a children’s charity
He’d even say “Jesus Christ is me!”
The church goes in flames
When he decides to step in it
The Bible doesn’t say
Lard Cheeto F*ckstick is the savior
“I am He”
But not really
“He is me”
If “he” is Judas
He rebels against what’s good and right
Boobs and dollars always cloud his mind
The “Rule” – the only thing not Golden
Do unto others as would Satan
The church goes in flames
When he decides to step in it
The Bible doesn’t say
Lard F*ckstick is the savior
‘Men!
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”If I Lost $1,000,000,000” (parody based on the Barenaked Ladies song, ”If I Had $1,000,000”)
”A Bigly Stain On Our Lives” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)”)
”How Not to Parent” by the GOP
Supreme Jackasses
A Hole-in-None
A Tale of Two Conventions
To: Russia, With Love
A ClusterTrump
This Is Spinal Tap: Presidential Edition
Cognitive Dysfunction Junction
"Demon Semen" (parody based on the Bush song, "Everything Zen")
C(ovid)OMPLEX
"What's His Face?" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 13)
”(No) Winning” (”Arrogant Covidiot” Track 12)
"Wake Us Up When October Ends" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 11)
"Twittermob" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 10)
"Diversionary World" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 9)
"Here's the Bombshell" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 8)
"Give His Ego Pain" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 7)
"Taint Donny" ("Arrogant Covidiot" Track 6)
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