I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“34 Felony Crackdown”
[Part I]
Whoo, whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo
Born in a mansion, the son of a king
His shadow was opportunity
All the failures were greeted with a shrug
No consequences for all his f*ck-ups
The three-millionth time was no charm
The truth hatched, he’s more screwed than a chick at a farm
34 felony crackdown
There’s no misdemeanors to be found
His life of crime finally has a price
A rat behind bars, afraid of the mice
Whoo, whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo
His vests were always legal-proof
His Pampers, rat-hair, and clip-on ties too
Thought he’d get away with everything
Then he got smacked on the a$$ by Stormy
The three-millionth time was no charm
The truth hatched, he’s more screwed than a chick at a farm
34 felony crackdown
There’s no misdemeanors to be found
His life of crime finally has a price
A rat behind bars, afraid of the mice
[Part 2]
We are his, we are his loyal dumb sheep
Do all he says, still believe we are free
If he says “Inject Tide!” to clean our clothes
We’ll get naked and ask, “Where is the needle?!?”
The mob is where I felt I belonged
Took “Goodfellas” lit’rally
So I proudly joined the dotards and dons
Where I questioned authority
Where I never questioned authority (No!)
What they say will always go
Unless a whacking is on your bucket list
Then, by all means, just say NO!
No!
No!
No!
I don’t want to die, so I’ll trust and obey
Nod, smile, nod, smile, nod, smile, repeat
Hopefully my neck and face don’t hurt again
So many times I can say cheese
But for freedom that’s a minor price to pay (Shh!)
Sacrifice life to look creepy
Made to believe I’m free in mind, heart, and soul
No thoughts, feelings inside me
I know I am right
Everyone else is wrong
For the truth is on my side
On Opposite Day
[Part III]
Baa, sheep, in unison, baa, sheep
Making loud noises, all volume, no substance
Blah, sheep, in unison, blah, sheep
You’re the “Dumbfellas”: The dotards and dons
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Con of the Century” (parody based off the Green Day song ”Song of the Century”)
34 Felony Crackdown (anti-Trump rock-opera parody album based off Green Day’s ”21st Century Breakdown”)
”Expel Ds” (parody based on Silverchair’s song ”Abuse Me”)
”MAGA Tears” (parody based on Cold’s song ”Wasted Years”)
”Grifts Away” (parody based on Dobie Gray’s song ”Drift Away”)
Live in War, Rest in Peace
Lied, Concealed, Indicted, He’s Trump
”Donnie and the Feds” (parody based on Elton John’s song ”Bennie and the Jets”)
Perception Is Deception
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 7
How the Dicks Stole Independence (Day)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 6
The Extreme Court
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 5
Everything Is Bigger in Texas, Including Dumbassery
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 4
”They’re Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)” (parody based on The Proclaimers’ song, ”I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 3
Stick to the Sports
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