I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Slim-to-None Funds”
Do you know who they’re stealing from?
Charities named after them
The dollars keep rolling in
Diverted to greens and bogey-men
Claiming donations as grifts
They’ve sunk lower than piles of sh*t
The depths of Satan’s fiery pit?
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Driving around in their gold carts
Crashing before they even start
As they blame Soros and RuPaul
News breaks of their organization’s scam
They don’t know irons from woods
Yet stole from the kids for these goods
Than the South Pole is cold, they’re
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
They’re always slicing to the right
Their white balls they can never find
“Mark us down for two,” they will say
Flipping birdies to youngsters on the front and back nine
Further than you could ever attempt
Even the devil is impressed
At a point where nothing can drop
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Con of the Century” (parody based off the Green Day song ”Song of the Century”)
34 Felony Crackdown (anti-Trump rock-opera parody album based off Green Day’s ”21st Century Breakdown”)
”Expel Ds” (parody based on Silverchair’s song ”Abuse Me”)
”MAGA Tears” (parody based on Cold’s song ”Wasted Years”)
”Grifts Away” (parody based on Dobie Gray’s song ”Drift Away”)
Live in War, Rest in Peace
Lied, Concealed, Indicted, He’s Trump
”Donnie and the Feds” (parody based on Elton John’s song ”Bennie and the Jets”)
Perception Is Deception
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 7
How the Dicks Stole Independence (Day)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 6
The Extreme Court
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 5
Everything Is Bigger in Texas, Including Dumbassery
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 4
”They’re Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)” (parody based on The Proclaimers’ song, ”I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”)
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 3
Stick to the Sports
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