Josh is woken up by the incessant banging of some tradesmen and Christian and Dion wonder whether this could be improving Josh's life. We then discuss why tradies need to start work so early?
Christian then tells Josh and Dion about feeling relief about an upcoming event being cancelled. He sees the night now as 'free' and able to be reclaimed as a night off - Josh and Dion think the right course of action is to plan a different night out with the same group who would have attended the event. Oh my! What will the Patchwork boys say next?! Josh then complains about his friends no longer coming to gigs that start at 3 in the morning. We then discuss our feelings towards an impromptu venue change and posit, is there a point of diminishing returns when spending time with friends?
Have you inadvertently stolen anything and enjoyed the benefits of your theft? Josh recalls accidentally stealing a hand towel from a hotel and then Christian admits to A LOT of theft - especially from Virgin Active. We then talk about taking the frill neck lizard soaps from hotels and Josh literally says the words "Jacobean ruff". Dion then ponders, is there anything you do that makes you feel like a good person? Giving blood? Picking something up that someone else dropped? Mowing your neighbours lawn?
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Patch #111 - How To Recycle
Patch #110 - How To Wait In A Line
Patch #109 - How To Declutter Your Home
Patch #108 - How To Send A Text Message
Patch #107 - How To Get Dressed For The Day
Patch #106 - How To Enjoy A Flight
Patch #105 - How To Choose A Restaurant
Patch #104 - How To Open A Door
Patch #103 - How To Enjoy Your Birthday
Patch #102 - How To Try Before You Buy
Patch #101 - How To Record A Podcast
Patch #100 - Is Saying Hello Or Goodbye More Important? (Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022)
Quick Update & Planning For Season 7
Patchwork Rewind #2: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 2)
2022 Comedy Festival (Sat 9 April) - Do You Tell People At Work If It's Your Birthday?
Patchwork Rewind #1: 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Show 1)
Patch #99 - When Is It Appropriate To Compliment A Stranger?
Patch #98 - How Generously Should You Spread Butter On Toast?
Patch #97 - Would You Accept A Reward For Finding A Lost Pet?
Patch #96 - Is It Uncool To Plan An Overseas Trip In A Spreadsheet?
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