Josh is woken up by the incessant banging of some tradesmen and Christian and Dion wonder whether this could be improving Josh's life. We then discuss why tradies need to start work so early?
Christian then tells Josh and Dion about feeling relief about an upcoming event being cancelled. He sees the night now as 'free' and able to be reclaimed as a night off - Josh and Dion think the right course of action is to plan a different night out with the same group who would have attended the event. Oh my! What will the Patchwork boys say next?! Josh then complains about his friends no longer coming to gigs that start at 3 in the morning. We then discuss our feelings towards an impromptu venue change and posit, is there a point of diminishing returns when spending time with friends?
Have you inadvertently stolen anything and enjoyed the benefits of your theft? Josh recalls accidentally stealing a hand towel from a hotel and then Christian admits to A LOT of theft - especially from Virgin Active. We then talk about taking the frill neck lizard soaps from hotels and Josh literally says the words "Jacobean ruff". Dion then ponders, is there anything you do that makes you feel like a good person? Giving blood? Picking something up that someone else dropped? Mowing your neighbours lawn?
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Patch #95 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2021
Patch #94 - How Urgently Do You Fill Up A Low Petrol Tank?
Patch #93 - What’s The Furthest You’d Walk To An Event?
Patch #92 - How Should You Pass The Time Whilst Waiting For A Food Delivery?
Patch #91 - How I Became Friends With Kamahl
Patch #90 - Are You Ever The First Person To Clap?
Patch #89 - Should You Peel The Foil Entirely Off A Dip?
Patch #88 - What Turns A Catch-Up Into A Night Out?
Lockdown Update
Patch #87 - Do You Need To Leave A Light On When Someone Leaves The House?
Patch #86 - What Is A Reasonable Reaction To Seeing A Mouse?
Patch #85 - Whose Responsibility Is It To Remove Tissues From Pockets Before A Wash?
Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?
Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?
Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?
Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?
Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?
Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?
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