Josh is woken up by the incessant banging of some tradesmen and Christian and Dion wonder whether this could be improving Josh's life. We then discuss why tradies need to start work so early?
Christian then tells Josh and Dion about feeling relief about an upcoming event being cancelled. He sees the night now as 'free' and able to be reclaimed as a night off - Josh and Dion think the right course of action is to plan a different night out with the same group who would have attended the event. Oh my! What will the Patchwork boys say next?! Josh then complains about his friends no longer coming to gigs that start at 3 in the morning. We then discuss our feelings towards an impromptu venue change and posit, is there a point of diminishing returns when spending time with friends?
Have you inadvertently stolen anything and enjoyed the benefits of your theft? Josh recalls accidentally stealing a hand towel from a hotel and then Christian admits to A LOT of theft - especially from Virgin Active. We then talk about taking the frill neck lizard soaps from hotels and Josh literally says the words "Jacobean ruff". Dion then ponders, is there anything you do that makes you feel like a good person? Giving blood? Picking something up that someone else dropped? Mowing your neighbours lawn?
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Patch #76 - What's The Best Way To Clean Up A Broken Glass?
Patch #75 - Do You Need To Ask Permission To Open A Car Window?
Patch #74 - Should You Wear An Apron While Cooking?
Patch #73 - Do You Have A Favourite Stove-Top Burner?
Patch #72 - Should Dinner Only Be Eaten At The Kitchen Table?
Patch #71 - Can You Takeaway Uneaten Food From A Restaurant?
Patch #70 - How Much Time Should Be Spent Preparing A Snack? (Melbourne Fringe Festival 2020)
Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1) [Patchwork Classic]
Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee [Patchwork Classic]
Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries [Patchwork Classic]
Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]
Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?
Patch #68 - Is It A Waste To Order Tea From A Cafe?
Patch #67 - How Much Should You Tidy Up Before A Guest Arrives?
Patch #66 - What Do You Consider When Describing Yourself?
Patch #65 - How Many Lollies Can You Take From A Reception Desk Bowl?
Patch #64 - Do Your Socks Need To Match?
YouTube Live Patch: How Should You Handle A Phone Call Drop Out?
Patch #63 - Should You Shower In The Morning Or At Night?
Patch #62 - Should You Put Clothes Back On A Hanger After Trying Them On?
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