This week, we check out a man who is known very little for his brief MMA career, but he is a "superstar" of crime. After washing out of the lowest levels of MMA, he takes a job at Home Depot, meeting some new friends, and trying to lead a normal life. He meets some new friends, while selling them a barbecue, which to a night of heavy drinking, and good times. The problem is, at the end of the night, both of his new friends are dead, and the entire scene is soaked in blood. But he denies it all... until he decides that it was self defense, with one of the most ridiculous stories/excuses of all time!
Fail in your athletic career, have 2 roommates in a small apartment, and make up a fantastical story of how you were actually the victim, and did what you had to do to survive with Joaquin "Fire" Balassa!!
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#229 - Murder Your Problems Away - The Rancorousness of Steve Skinner
#228 - Attack Of The Circus Penis - The Exposedness of Kellen Winslow Jr
#227 - Eat Your Heart Out, KFC - The Unfamiliarness of Nate "Grave" Driggers
#226 - The Boozy Murderer - The Willfulness of Ralph "Blackie" Schwamb
#225 - A Connoisseur Of Drugs & Violence - The Eloquentness of Michael "Dynamite" Dokes
#224 - I'm Not Tonya Harding! - The Hardingness of Nicole Bobek
#223 - A Most Epic Fall From Grace - The Groundbreakingness of Joe Gilliam
#222 - Pele Never Did That - The Promisingness of Robinho
#221 - Just One Big Misunderstanding - The Heedlessness of Derrick Coleman
#220 - Running Away From The Truth - The Opaqueness of Oscar Pistorius
#219 - A Sandwich In Your Neck Hole - The Hungriness of Bobby Czyz
#218 - The Cuban Cowboy - The Bombasticness of Pedro "Pistola Pete" Ramos
#217 - Don't You Dare Call Me Rachel! - The Robustness of Sebastian Janikowski
#216 - Violent, Crazy, Mean & Proud - The Rebelliousness of Jerome "New Jack" Young
#215 - The Cocaine Hall Of Fame - The Quotableness of Micheal "Sugar" Ray Richardson
#214 - Revenge Of The Nerd - The Falseness of James Munroe
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